It’s scary the things that wind up on youtube.

I just had my own little Empire Records moment, popped into the bathroom, chopped off my hair and then it was done. Don’t panic, I’m not a skinhead now, I just took about 4-5 inches off so it’s jaw-length. I think I did a surprisingly good job seeing how quick it was and […]

Chris is Tyler Durden.

I’ve recently become aware of a very serious flaw in the design of reality, whomever created it neglected to add a pause button. Thus I find myself struggling to complete all the mundane daily tasks along with my work for Apple and my freelance work. Perhaps an eighth day in the week would […]

If any of you have ever signed up with www.sms.ac (intentionally not a link) make sure you stop the text alerts. I signed up as a friend had invited me too and then I kept getting messages saying that so-and-so wanted to add me as a friend. Eventually it started irritating me so […]

A colleague has just referred to me as “The Kingpin of Perversion”. I don’t know what to say.

I served Chesney Hawkes at work today. He was on the phone all the time I served him. Once I’d finished serving him he stood there while he finished his conversation and then grinned, said “Sorry about that” and stood there waiting for me to say something to him. So I said […]

Who should I vote for?
Your expected outcome: Liberal Democrat
Your actual outcome:

Labour -6     

Conservative -7     

     Liberal Democrat 26

     UK Independence Party 10

     Green 5

You should vote: Liberal Democrat
The LibDems take a strong stand against tax cuts and a strong one in favour of public services: they would make long-term residential care for the elderly free across the UK, and scrap […]

Has anyone else seen the new advert for the Golf GTi? They’ve re-shot the scene where Gene Kelly dances down the street with modern dances and then mapped his face on to it. It’s great.
You can watch it here (5.65Mb Quicktime) and read more about it here.

For those of you that didn’t get the text I sent out today. Something very odd happened earlier and I feel like it needs to be shared with the world at large. Here’s the message:
“Ok, I’ve seen a lot but what I just saw defied logic. I was walking along behind an […]