People that make you want to hurt them.
Okay, the next person who asks me if a DVD is in the 5 for £30 sale at work is going to be battered with said DVD until they are a bloody, broken mess on the floor. For fucks sake is it really that complicated? If a DVD has a big red sticker that says “5 for £30″ on it then it’s safe to assume it’s in the sale, if not then it isn’t. One customer asked me “Are they all in the 5 for £30 or is it just the stickered ones”. WTF!? Yeah, sorry it’s on all of them, even the box sets that are £200, we just thought we’d sticker a few of them to keep you on your toes. How on earth were these people the fastest sperms?