GTA: San Andreas

I swear if one more child asks me why they can’t have GTA:SA I’m gonna break something. It’s an 18, they’re not. Is that really a difficult concept? Is there some sort of street counting system in which 12 and 18 are interchangable? Bloody chavs are the worst

Me: “This is an 18, do you have any ID?”
Chav:”Nah, mate you’re ‘avin a laff. S’a game innit.”
Me: “Yes but it’s also an 18″
Chav: “What? Nah.”
Me (pointing at the certificate): “As it’s an 18 I can’t sell it to you unless you have some ID”
Chav: “What? Aww, go-ann.”
Me: “No”
Me: “Who’s next, please?”

And so it went on, all day.

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